I really think he's made of cheese!!!

Robin Van persie is a football genius, within him I think he has the potential to be one of the worlds best. Fit he's one of he best strikers in the world, two footed, strong, creative and a great finisher. He has all of the ingredients required to be a legend. Plus one extra one that he wishes he didnt, THE GUY IS MADE OF CHEESE!!! ... Perhaps an explanation is required. The guy's ankles, legs, feet all have that unmistakable ingredient which is ruining his career. They're made of cheese, a soft one at that. A Camembert, or a Brie..Whenever he gets a knock, trips and falls or has any kind of collision and his body (similar to Elijah Price from Unbreakable) shatters forcing him to miss large parts of the season. It seems his injury fairy has struck again as he's got a knock ahead of the world cup thats making people twich with regards to his availaility for the Group games.. Thank god for Chamakh...already I think we will be relying in him, Bendtner and Eduardo to begin our next attack on the Prem....though if reports are to be believed....and I never do....Hugo Rodallega from Wigan could be on his way...though it seems he hasn't read the brief...if Arsenal want you and are making moves to make it happen you keep your gob shut to stop other potential suitors. Arsenal don't do transfers in public. Meanwhile, elsewhere in World Cup Land, old Billy Gallas appears to have his neck put out by not getting the French Captaincy. I'm not surprised, He didnt exactly cover himself in fairy lights and inspire Arsenal fans, plus I can't see how floor-sitting is a c.v. boosting entry. Still, unlike Gallas, I'm feeling optimistic...got a great day planned in Manchester ending with a "fabulous" gig (Westlife...gawd help me, its the Mrs's choice)...but we're staying over so a nice hotel so a fair bit of beer is on the cards.... Keep em peeled gang, til tomorrow!!